leaky mustard

went shredding up until tha deadline for replication.  here, tsunami warms up for some goods.

then i took him back to this monster.  he skated it days ago, but i wasn't there, and hoped he'd be down for it again.

charged, but then we got tha boot.  scary to watch?  yuhuuuuup.

jerk breaks pastry's chair.  whoops?

mohn gets his.  and then some.

nothing over 10 stories tall, so jaws didn't wanna get down.

ghetto d was up and ready to go at the crack of dawn.  shining like gold, ghetto is tied for working class hero with goose.

jussi2 gets his hurley ad.

nasty almost sacked.

a lil smoke break after johnny law showed up.

uh oh!  guess who?

oh, no, you didn't!?!  did price get down?  mustard connection coming soon...

dallas gets his.

his board fell in just after this and he had to monkey toe to get it out.

dino's intro?

goose paid tha piper on this day.  but on his day off work before deadline, goose shined like gold.

...as did walker and john rob.  killers.

levi is gonna swim with tha fish.  here's what he does during his stay in az.

swims.

funny kid.

micah steals levi's hat.

this didn't really work out...

i've seen better days.  no thanks to levi.

birthday gyrl!

...so apparently the 28th of january does not exist.  i could have sworn i filled out a check yesterday for the 27th of january, and i woke this morning to find out that i'm a jerk, and didn't realize it was tha 29th, anna's birthday.  aye aye aye...

anyway, happy birthday to youuuuuu,

happy birthday tooooooo youuuuu,

happy birthdayyyy to ananas.

happy birthday toooooo yooooooooooooooooooou!

here she is on our day trip to tallin, estonia.  ain't she a doll?

;)

THA MUSTARD CONNECTION is finished.

ahhhhhh...that's tha sound of me sighing in relief.

tha video has been created.  it only took 24 more hours of work to get there, but i hope it will please.

thanks to everyone who helped me get through the insanity.

especially those in tha video, steed, bret, and my new best friend which is my multiple personality.

smile!  hope you enjoy!

friday tha 13th is now tha day of tha mustard.

SIIIKE!

video looks grainy.  compression sucks.  the video will not be sent out tomorrow.

hail mary on copies at the premier.

tha mustard connection is finished.

i made the final copy of the video today.  sending out tomorrow for duplication.

13 hour days for a few weeks now working on this flop.  

time to wrap up a dvd jacket.

tired...

will put up pics when i have life.

just a reminder...

just a subtle reminder...premier is on tha 13th of february.  valentine's eve...dun dun dunnnnn...

late nite dinosaur

a while back, i gave this tattoo to my buddy james "late night" link.  he got it colored in, threw a top hat on the thing, and some shades, and is saving up for a saxaphone for it.  should be nice.

thief in review...

so i realized there aren't really ever any pics up here of yours truly, so i've gone ahead again and compiled some goodies from what looks like the past year or so, stolen from others' blogs and websites.

here, it appears i'm sandwiched in between a bunch of people that i really don't know.  bar flies.

somehow i think squintz actually played pretty good this game, considering he is squintz.

jussi2 on his birthday, getting signatures from the loc's.  mutton chops over there on the right quickly shaved shortly after this photo.

kitchen lurk.  probably trying to escape cigarette smoke, trying to be a lone shark

...probably tried taking jutty's drink either right before or after this pic.

joe the hammock took this of the massive crew a couple of weekends ago.

so i says to 'im, "who you callin' crazy!?"  

patrone greg, and yours truly

dreading the skate home...nicole gets her usual snake-a-pic.

ballerina fraud.

...so i was watching a fake donovan music video the other night, and an image passed by that caught my eye.  it was this plant photo that immediately reminded me of a ballerina.  check the images below, plant vs. ballerina, and see for yourself.

what'd i tell you?

tee shirt graphic

i came up with this lil gem today.  start spreadin' tha newwwwwwws...

tee shirts sooner than later.

video trailor!

click the play button below to check out the trailor for "tha mustard connection"

47 blogs deep, 47 tries. makes sense...

goose does a sweeper at the chandler gaps?  

sussin'

marty is in vice city - chandler gaps

"i got something to show you...i got a man gina"

47 tries later, goose is filthy, tired, sweaty, sore, and when we got home...pissing blood.  sweet victory.

and the name iiiiiiiiis..."tha mustard connection"

after months of racking my brain, all i could come up with for a name was, "tha mustard connection."

...and i didn't even think of the name, but jussi2 did.  so here's the first idea for marketing this thang...a tee shirt design.  thanks to bangarang and bangarangg.com for hooking us up.  should be a fun adventure!  coming february.  shirts should be here sooner than later.

"after three years of giving away all the goods to boss ballin', boss ballin' 2, pvwhl, a happy medium, and boss ballin' 3, with nothing worthy of making it into potpourri, i've decided to give you some throw aways.  get ready for dissapointment."

--tyrone banks

lost luggage

this bugger slipped past the man, and was left out of the last import.  shown here is my pasty thigh/calf combo as well as my arm that feels like i left it on a burner.  again...tough love.  but great times.  sometimes you need a lil scraper for a sensational reality check.

weekend with bernie's

so goose decided that, as it's crunchtime for tha vid, he'd take thursday and friday off of work, putting him at his "third strike" after putting in five hard years of labor for the man.

i guess it paid off, though, as he was greeted with youthful smiles and begging autographs at pima park.

sunday, after not partying all weekend, we awoke early and went to bigsurf water park.  here, jesse tha goose frontside flaps his wangs.

julien flicks one to fakie.

nasty dub rocks fakie, skier stylo mon!

jonte bigflips

a crew of fellows.

more fellows shots, moments before misery.

went to some hubba ledges in scottsdale.  does this layout of property and businesses look weird to anyone else?  seems kinda nazi-esque?

this is the aftermath of bigsurf today.  tough love.

these hands got theirs, as well...