zoo you wanna go to tha do?

like a guns n' roses video, we saw tha dolphins.

this guy was a horny one. kept creeping by the window with a boner.

saw a really cute owl hoo-ing around.

and then there was this creep of an elephant.

penguins. the building in the background really makes you feel like you're in their natural habitat.

cold chilling.

the one in the back had some panties or something that he was running around with. the one laying here soon after got mad we were watching it and moved away and wouldn't look at us.

owes me money.

...scooping nuts from the water. some nerd kept tossing them to the gorillas and laughing. there's the red panties in the back there, too.

you should have seen these guys begging. even the sophisticated one on the left turned to a beggar.

boo!

cold chilling.

butt cut.

i eat so much shrimp, i got iodine poisoning!

racist.

cheater.

cheaters.

the buffalo were going all in with the excretions.

see?

even the toddlers were partying

karhu was chilling

and then wanted a hand out

see this? put something here.

kinda wanted to jump in there and play with this guy

nice guy

...and then we went and ate some all you can eat sushi. 24 plates deep, i was.

when i got home, i had missed calls and texts, the next day i was sent to scotland for some swooshery.

tha adams family

at 5.30 am on this morning, the 23rd day of september, there was a new little rascal welcomed to the adams family. welcome aboard, isaac adams the first. i have a feeling this guy's gonna raise some hell with his uncle in the not too distant future. saddle up, holmes!

tarragona. trippin'!

we went to tarragona.

when we got to the train station, we found a map.

and then i spotted this thing.

some flags in the air.

chicks on the back.

a room with a view.

beauty in an alley.

church.

frontal of the church.

and another.

found this chick sitting on a stoop.

this building looks like it's tippin over.

ding dong ditched a horse stable.

and then things got a little weird

this nerd was sitting near the waterfront view

jerk.

anna left me for this nerd.

this is where they used to have slaves fight large animals and each other.

nice guy.

went prancing around in the waves. so nice.

then performed some magic, and walked sideways while the water fell.

and then hackey sacced an onion i found on the beach. full stomach is due to the xinese food we had just ate.

fabio

tracks

and more of the same.

then we left.

gio gets some action.

went on a mission before my trips, and soon we found that we'd taken the wrong train to the wrong area, but stumbled across this old gem. giovanni got busy with the fifty and then krooked 'er, and louie had his way with it and pounded out a banger. you'll have to wait on that one, though...muahahahahaa...

...told you so.

मदे आईटी तो बल्गारिया

वेंट तो सुशी विथ थे बर्ड ओं वेड्स ऑफ़ लास्ट वीक, एंड कामे होम तो
इप! दोन'टी क्नोव वहत हप्पेनेद तेरे! क्रेजी बल्गेरियन टेक्स्ट!
अन्य्वय, वहत इ वास त्र्यिंग तो से इस ठाट इ
eep! don't know what happened there!
anyway, what i was trying to say was that on wednesday night of last week, i was just getting back from a zoo/sushi excursion with the bird, and found my phone had been blowing up with texts and missed calls. i read the texts, and the enemy, aka the swoosh, was trying to get me on the next flight to scotland. hmmmm...nike has money, and so i jumped on board. the next day was filled with nice times with the lady, and some thai food. you don't care, though.
so that night i was off to scotland!
the weather in the uk is definitely not the goods, except for this particular trip! four out of five days were the jammer! and man, was it nice!
we had lennie bermeister from germany, danijel from sweden, colin kennedy who was kind enough to blow out some spots in his land of scottsmen, and our favorite stank foot simo makela from the land of fins.
anyway, travelled a ton, climbed an old volcano, saw some kilts, went to discotecas, played "skittles (which is bowling without the holes and ball return), and took a ton of pictures that i shall later share with the world.
anyway, nice hotel (except for the early bird special fire alarm), great folk, amazing meals, and goods times!
the enemy is no longer the enemy.
they even re-directed my flight from barca to bulgaria to scotland to bulgaria! bonus round!
this place is crazed, as you may have been able to tell by the text above!
one skate spot, though it's super illa, and we're off to a good start. perfect bank over a sixer, both fronna and banna, a love park tile kicker over can(s), smooth flat, manny possibilities, and non-buster, BUSTER!
...but anxious to get back to barca. pics late next week! stay tuned!

bulgaria

...heading to bulgaria next wednesday. don't know what to expect, but found these images online. all i know is that it's supposed to be the cheapest country in europe. nice one...